I'm declaring Saturday to be lyrics day. Each Saturday I'll post some lyrics to a song from one of my musical endeavors whether it be Great Awakening, Bob Spelled Backwards, 3-five-7, Magnuson, earthShine, or just something that hasn't been used yet. Today's entry fits the latter category. For your enjoyment, a silly poem called "I Woke up this Morning and got out of Bed".

I woke up this morning and got out of bed

I didn’t feel very sane

Because I woke up this morning and got out of head,

Found myself in front of a train,

What if someone else woke up this morning and got out instead?

Would you be able to tell?

If they woke up this morning and couldn’t be read,

Would they wind up like me as well?

So I woke up this morning and got filled with lead

Was it some random drive-by?

If I’d woke up this morning and I had sped,

Would I still have had to die?

So I woke up this morning and got out of dead,

People ran from me for miles,

So I woke up this morning and got out of dread,

And I was greeted with smiles.

So I’ll wake up this morning dressed all in red

Hoping to catch her eye

So if she wakes up this morning and finds we are wed,

She won’t be quite so surprised.

If you wake up this morning and find I have fled,

Wondering where I could go,

If you wake up to see the life that I have shed,

Then you will finally know.

So wake up this morning and find you’re mislead

There’s only one thing you can do

Wake up this morning from illusions you’re fed,

Find the world you never knew.