Yesterday, as I was driving to work, there was a car following me. It made all the turns I made, staying behind me on the freeway, taking the same exit, everything, until I turned in to work, then the car went straight. What song was playing on my iPod during this time? "Sour Girl" by Stone Temple Pilots, the chorus of which goes, "What would you do, What would you do if I followed you?"

Coincidence or conspiracy? You be the judge.